what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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