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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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