Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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