What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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