- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

"Knock knock" Come in!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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