If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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