What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Get up Look in the mirror

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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