- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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