Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti Joke

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