- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Adam Chebali is awesome

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Nobody cares maddie!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock knock OCD

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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