Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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