XD Jackass.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why was the cat black it was a black cat

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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