- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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