- Anti Joke

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Black people having a Job.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.