Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Your adopted

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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National security?

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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