- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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