- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock Knock. Not home.

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