- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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