- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Justin Bieber

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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