- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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