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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

penis. nuff said.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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