What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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