- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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