A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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