What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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