A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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learn. advance!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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HOLY COW!

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