Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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i like turtles

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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