- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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