- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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