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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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