- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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