Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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