Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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