- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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