What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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anti jokes are really funny

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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