- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1+1? window!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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