- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock Come in

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Cameron is a r e t a r d

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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