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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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