- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

yolo your orange looks orange

What would u like to drink?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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