- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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