Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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