- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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