A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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