- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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