whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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i hate non minorities!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Albino African Americans

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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VITAMIN C!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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