- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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