Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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