- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

No it doesnt..

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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