two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Penis

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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