- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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