- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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