Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's the difference between a duck?

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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GOODBYE

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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