- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

whats up and also down? your mum

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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