Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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