is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

An Asian with a big dick.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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