What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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I C U P White stuff

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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