- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Adam Chebali is awesome

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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