- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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