- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Women's rights

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Abortion.

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