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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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