- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I don't believe in giraffes.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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