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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Gay rights.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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