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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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