person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats 1+1? window!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's up? Your time.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

su algato es en fuego

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Anti Joke

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