- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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