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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats up and also down? your mum

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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