- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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