- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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