- Anti Joke

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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