- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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