What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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