- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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