There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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