What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What page are you on The gay page.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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