What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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