- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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