Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, yup.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Anti Joke

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