- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a black man walks out of popeyes

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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