- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What page are you on The gay page.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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