A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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