- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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