In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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