- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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