Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What is older than history?

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A woman walks into a bar.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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