This is an anti- joke

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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hey guys im gay

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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