- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

This is not a joke.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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