- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

im telling maguire

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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