What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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* anti-punchline

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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HURT

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Black people.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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