- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.