- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

sucks Syntax...

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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