- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Who wants water? I do.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.