- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A house comes around the corner.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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