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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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