What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Sloths

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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