- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

knock knock come in

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A man walks into a bar

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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