Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Boner

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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