How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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