What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I'm homeless.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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