- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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