- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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