- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

women's rights

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??