why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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