Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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