What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the dog die? He was old

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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