What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

No it doesnt..

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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