- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Good job, son.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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