Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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anti jokes are really funny

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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