- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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