What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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