- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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