What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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