- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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