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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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