- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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