- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

SHUT UP JP

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Who wants water? I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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