What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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