Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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