- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

joe galasso from plainview ny

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