How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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KOOKABURRA

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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