What stops a train? A missile

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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i had sex.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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