guess what>? your mum lol

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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I <3 Hitler

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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