knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Beka has AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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