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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

1+2 = 6

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.