So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

12 in general

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Tony Romo

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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