- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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