Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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