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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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