What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

womans having rights.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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