Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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