- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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