why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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my gramma died

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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