- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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