- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are red.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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