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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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