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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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